Funeral For My Boobs – A Play, A Pie, and A Pint

The Gaiety Theatre
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14 May
12:00pm
14 May
06:00pm
15 May
12:00pm
15 May
06:00pm
16 May
12:00pm
16 May
06:00pm
Length 50 minutes

GAIETY STUDIO

Thu 14 – Sat 16 May 2026 | 12noon & 6pm

Tickets: £19.50 (includes a play, a pie, and a drink*)

Produced by A Play, A Pie and A Pint at Òran Mór, in association with Drive Official

Written by Hannah Howie
Directed by Chris Stuart Wilson
A hilarious autobiographical musical about one woman’s goodbye to her breasts before a life-changing operation.
“Tonight is my girls’ last performance on earth. So, let’s show them a good time, shall we?”
You are invited to a funeral like no other, as we gather together with acclaimed performer and singer Hannah Howie for a glorious send-off for her boobs before a double mastectomy .Dress accordingly. No flowers, please. Purvey to follow!

Inspired by Howie’s own experience following her BRCA2+ diagnosis, Funeral for My Boobs is an uplifting cabaret-style musical about taking on life-altering news in the best possible way – with songs, humour, pazzazz, and loads of confetti.

We are delighted to present yet another great collaboration with Glasgow’s Òran Mór’s ground-breaking lunchtime theatre programme A Play, a Pie and a Pint. Join us for lunchtime or teatime for one of the very latest productions on transfer over to the Gaiety Theatre studio.

Doors open 30 mins prior to performances for the serving of pies and drinks*
*a bottle of beer / a small glass of wine or soft drink

16+ : Please note the performance may contain strong language and adult themes

(Running time approx. 50 mins)

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